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Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.

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Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.

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Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.

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Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.

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Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.

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Double your drive space. Delete Windows!

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Double your drive space. Delete Windows!

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Double your drive space. Delete Windows!

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A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

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A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

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Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

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Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

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Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

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Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

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Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

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Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

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All men are idiots, and I married their King.

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All men are idiots, and I married their King.

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All men are idiots, and I married their King.

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Before you criticize any one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you will be a mile away and you will have their shoes.

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Before you criticize any one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you will be a mile away and you will have their shoes.

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Before you criticize any one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you will be a mile away and you will have their shoes.

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Before you criticize any one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you will be a mile away and you will have their shoes.

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Before you criticize any one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you will be a mile away and you will have their shoes.

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Always try to be modest and be proud of it!

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